Yesterday I thought of giving my Boxer puppy, Baileys a hot shower and brush its teeth. As soon as I dangled the hugely exhorbitant priced pet toothpaste on the brush, Baileys moved his head sideways. After pressing his jaws for sometime, he reluctantly opened his mouth only to tell me ‘ I told you my teeth is clean’. He then swallowed the toothpaste leaving me with the toothbrush and I felt like Donald Trump trying to build a wall.

Next came the endeavour to give Baileys a hot bath and clean him with shampoo.  He endured it for a couple of minutes and then all of a sudden behaved like Shakira dancing to ‘ Hips don’t lie’.

Following Newton, will try again next Saturday.