The Drunk Actor

The Inspector in-charge of the park street police station got a call around twelve midnight from a famour actor. The actor said in an intoxicated voice,” I kept my car on Park Street in front of Olypub. I am calling you from there only. An astonishing fact has happened.”

The inspector thought the car might have been stolen. It happens frequently. He asked, ” What your car is not there ? ” The actor said,” If the car would have been stolen that’s another matter. Here the car is †here but the steering-wheel, dashboard, brake and in fact the front windscreen is also not there.”

The inspector in his long tenure have witnessed a lot of amazing cases but this one sounded quite weird. He said,” OK, you be there. I’m coming.”

But the inspector did not have to leave the station. He was about to leave when the inebriated actor with imbalanced feet appeared at the police station, ” Inspector, please do not mind. I disturbed you for no cause. Apologies. My car is in perfect condition. I had made a mistake in sitting on the back seat of the car, hence I had that feeling. Once I shifted to the front seat it was all OK.”

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